The happiest & most
Posterior-Pampering
Rear-Assuring
Haemorrhoid Wipes
For when your bum isn't so happy and could really, really use some cooling and soothing relief.
Contains witch hazel and other botanical extracts. Actually flushable as well.
Inspired by the patron saint of sore bottoms
Drawing divine inspiration from St. Fiacre, the Patron Saint of Haemorrhoid Sufferers, Gardeners, and Taxi Drivers (yes, really), Uranus Wiper gives you soothing, biodegradable flushable wipes specially formulated for haemorrhoids.
Because sometimes you need a saint on your side. And sometimes you just need a decent wipe.
Gentle Relief
Botanicals ingredients that actually soothe.
Witch hazel meets cooling plant extracts. For when sitting down feels like a dare.
Cooling sensationNatural botanicalsHypoallergenic
Actually Flushable
Won't block your loo.
3rd party tested. Biodegradable bamboo that breaks down in water.
Passes flushability testsSeptic-safePlumbing-friendly
Kinder Than Loo Rolls
Softer where it matters.
Dry toilet paper feels like punishment. Our wipes don't.
Pre-moistenedNo harsh chemicals100% plastic-free
Uranus Wiper soothing-ly does exactly what it says
Wiping shouldn't feel like punishment when dealing with piles. Our flushable haemorrhoid wipes are infused with witch hazel and three carefully selected botanical extracts – cynanchum atratum, agrimonia pilosa, and male fern root .
The result? A soothing sensation when your backside's staging a protest.
Get them below👇🏼 (the wipes, not the piles).
Helping keep Earth and Uranus squeaky clean
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How we help keep Earth clean🌎
Every Uranus Wiper delivery is carbon-neutral. We calculate the emissions from shipping your wipes and fund carbon removal companies that pull CO₂ straight out of the atmosphere – using everything from limestone magic to capturing truck exhaust. Your wipes arrive. The planet exhales.
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How we help keep Uranus clean🍑
Our flushable haemorrhoid wipes contain witch hazel and three botanical extracts – cynanchum atratum, agrimonia pilosa, and male fern root – suspended in reverse osmosis pure water. Gentle on sensitive skin.
Tough on discomfort.
